zippyhospice.com

 

 

When it is simply not convienient to linger.

 

 

 

 

 

Coming soon
(Gift certificates will be available soon after official launch. Do it yourself home kits can only be shipped to Canada at this time.)
Most insurance accepted.

 

New ZippyNitrogen<tm> treatment now available at participating locations and as do it yourself home kits. (Note despite the many requests we will not send kits to any members of the US or Canadian governments despite so many being far beyond their best by date.)

 

Term life policy about to expire?
Cancer, back pain, chronic depression, Just not feeling well?

Through a special arrangement with the Canadian government you can get fast effecient painless service at a clinic in most Canadian embassies.  Because it is technically Canadian soil, Canadian law applies.  It is just as good or actually better than traveling to Canada.

 

Here is a list and contact info for Canadian embassies in the USA.
https://travel.gc.ca/assistance/embassies-consulates/united-states

 

Modern state of the art medical equipment and highly trained doctors assure a painless departure with effeciency and dignity.

 

 

We are sorry that we had to remove our contact email because of threats and poor spelling.

 

Our deluxe package will include all funeral arrangements at your preferred location, obiturary and free cremation if that is your desire.

 

We support the LGBTQIA+ community with discount coupons and expedited service.

We are sorry but absolutely no military veterans or any under the age of 15 can be accepted into the program (except for transgenders).

 

All plans come with a lifetime warranty and a double your money back satisfaction guarantee.

 

Must be fully vaccinated.